In typical Bachelor/Bachelorette fashion, last night’s episode did not disappoint! Here are the PGG (well, the 3 who watch it!) Tuesday Top Ten Takeaways:
10: We didn’t start the fire, an ABC intern probably did…to a perfectly good limo. Why? We were wondering the same thing. #bodilyfluids? #vomit? #whathappensinthelimoshouldstayinthelimo
9: We’re SO glad Jim Halpert is vying for love this season! Is Pam aware? #Jimhalpert #johnkrasinski #thatsawkward #derekpeth #theoffice
8: Over 20 seasons of The Bachelor and 12 seasons of the Bachelorette, the handwriting on all of the date cards is exactly the same. Woohoo for that intern who is still there and was likely promoted to full time employee. #benefits #401K #nicehandwriting
7: Again, we can’t help but notice how amazingly fit Jojo is. Maybe we should set down our snacks and wine glasses, again, and get to planking…for the entire episode. #goals #butwillwe?
6: Robby wearing a white rose on his lapel, loafers without socks, and a white mock turtleneck was definitely rocking the Mr. Howell from Gilligan’s Island look.
5: Chad, calling Jojo (THE Bachelorette and star of the show) a “nag” (on day two, no less) = no bueno
4: Chad, barbarically eating deli meat with his hands while walking around the cocktail party, hanging his suitcase from a chain around his waist while doing pull-ups on a pergola as a workout, and antagonizing the other Bachelors on the first group date = no better
3: Vinny the Barber…where did you come from? Were you even there on night one? It’s like he just appeared last night! #aproducersnephew? #shawnpadore
2: Alex, if you are reading this…you need to come and watch with us. You used the word “d-bag”, and, therefore, we ♥ you! #alexwoytkiw
1: Chase: who is he? I think we all said the same thing about Catherine during Sean’s season of the Bachelor. That’s probably some sneaky producer editing to keep us fooled. Our prediction: Chase is going to chase his way into JoJo’s heart and make his way into the fantasy suite.
Comment below with your top takeaways!
~Kristen, Melissa and Monica